Bullshit. Reasons not to miss the old days:
- No Tumblr
- No Internet
- No ESPN
- Only three television channels
- No free porn
- White and Asian girls didn’t have big asses
- No dollar menu
- I was called “boy” and “colored” by crack ass crackers
- Going to school
- Eating school lunch
- Homework
- Wearing my brother old cloths
- Riding the bus because I didn’t have a car
- Fapping to JC Penny’s catalog
I was called “boy” and “colored” by crack ass crackers







